The top 5 patents i plan to file before Nokia does
Nokia has been filing patent-infringement lawsuits against Apple as of late, most likely due to its eroding market share in smart phones. I thought i should file the following patents before Nokia does.
- Open mouth and chew on food before swallowing.
- Unzip pants and hold your wee wee before pissing. Nokia can have the “Piss in your pants” patent – i don’t give a rat’s ass about that one.
- After taking a dump, wipe ass with toilet paper before putting pants back on. (@mrbrown is filing the “Taking off pants before shitting” patent).
- Remove clothing before taking a shower.
- And finally, sleep with eyes shut.