Worst pineapple short cakes EVER

I don’t eat pineapple short cakes that often but when i do want one, i expect it to meet certain standard. The mediocre October Fifth Bakery’s pineapple short cakes do not meet any of my standard. The pineapple short cakes are packaged in a pretty nice-looking box and they are individually-wrapped. But that, unfortunately, is where good things about the short cakes end. One problem is the short cakes are hard. A good short cake should literally melt in your mouth. If you need something to level your uneven table legs, the hard October Fifth Bakery’s pineapple short cake should do the trick. That however is not the worst thing about the short cakes. October Fifth Bakery’s pineapple short cakes have absolutely no taste of pineapple! How can they sell pineapple short cakes that does not taste like pineapple?