engrish.com moments in China

The builder of this bike not only promises that the bike is sporty and powerful, they also will do their best to "retum" you.
The builder of this bike not only promises that the bike is sporty and powerful, they also will do their best to “retum” you. (Seen in the lobby of a restaurant in Wuxi)

After using this hair dryer, your hair will not only be more
After using this hair dryer, your hair will not only be more “shining”, you can also slurp it up like a smoothy. (Seen in the lobby of a restaurant in Wuxi)

May be it is wise to consult a grammar book before putting this sign on all 20 shuttle carts?
May be it is wise to consult a grammar book before putting this sign on all 20 shuttle carts? (Seen in one of the shuttle carts in Sanguo City, a studio created city)

Does one have to quack like a duck to eat at this "suack" bar?
Does one have to quack like a duck to eat at this “suack” bar? (Seen on the street of Suzhou)

I tasted the girly tomato and it was actually quite yummy.
I tasted the girly tomato and it was actually quite yummy. (Seen during breakfast at the Four Points Sheraton in Hangzhou)

The spell-checker must have been off on the day this sign was made.
The spell-checker must have been disabled on the day this sign was made. (Seen at the museum of beds in the town of Wuzhen)

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