The most beautiful game in the world
There’s a popular saying that football – what is known everywhere but this country as football – is most beautiful game in the world. But that was not what i saw when i witnessed Smelly and her co-workers played in a match last Thursday. Most of the time, they were not able to even get the ball out of their own half. Almost all of their passes were intercepted and even when they were able to make it relatively close to their opponents’ goal, all the attempted shots were weak.
Now i have not played soccer since junior high, and even back then, i was a pretty shitty player. But after watching how Smelly and her teammates were embarrassed by their opponents, i could no longer stand it. I have decided to join Smelly in this coming Thursday’s match. The soccer boots that i ordered from Adidas probably won’t show up in time for the game but i know my shins will be protected with the newly-purchased shin guards.
It will be very interesting to see how i will be embarrassing myself this Thursday.